Vanity Fair broke what should have been the most exciting story of the year -- the identity of Deep Throat. But like Jon Stewart said on the 'Daily Show' -- "Deep Throat is (dramatic pause) a guy you've never heard of !" Ah, how typical. Well, now I'm irritated. I always pictured Deep Throat to be a mixture of the Cigarette Smoking Man from the X-Files and James Bond. He was supposed to be the coolest of the cool, not an FBI bureaucrat angry with Nixon over the president's treatme...